"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

"This is on me."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you."

"Take egotism out and you would castrate the benefactors."

"Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet."

"Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute."

"Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots?"

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."