"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"To be good, we must do good; and by doing good we take a sure means of being good, as the use and exercise of the muscles increase their power."

"We just had a near-life experience!"

"A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else."

"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all."

"Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds - all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have."

"A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums."